The third and final post in the series Haikus by Dog.

I am never scared.
I am the bravest dog ever.
NO! NOT THE VACUUM.

I want to be pet.
I will expose my tummy.
I'm ready for pets.

"You're such a good girl!"
Says vet after he pokes me.
Anything for treats.

It is time for food!
I'll put my paw on Lady.
Wake up and feed me.

I do not like dogs.
They are ever so nosy.
Stop sniffing my butt.

Darkness approaches...
It is loud and looming and -
SAVE ME FROM THE BUS.