Small girl has friends here
Why can't they leave me alone?
Oh! Treats! Nevermind. 

Sniff, sniff, what's that smell?
They are eating ham tonight.
I too, will eat ham.

Walk time with small girl!
She is the most unfit one.
I will walk slower. 

All this for a treat?
Sit, paw, lie down, roll over..
I AM a good girl. 

Scratch, scratch, open door!
"Aw, come in here!" says small girl.
No. Only open. 

Small girl always shares.
Sneaks food under the table.
She is my best friend.